Mé oblíbené XKCD

31. 03. 2014 | Jakub Kadlčík | cz

Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors). – xkcd.com


Standards

Fortunately, the charging one has been solved now that we''ve all standardized on mini-USB. Or is it micro-USB? Shit.


Names

I''m always so happy that I successfully navigated the introduction that I completely forget to pay attention to the name the other person told me.


The Ring

On the other hand, poor Samara -- transcoded to FLV.  No one deserves that.


Facebook

''Here, I''ll put my number in your cell pho -- wait, why is it already here?''


Numerical Sex Positions

We didn''t even get to the continued fractions!


Pix Plz

But one of the regulars in the channel is a girl!


Success

40% of OpenBSD installs lead to shark attacks.  It''s their only standing security issue.


Exploits of a Mom

Her daughter is named Help I''m trapped in a driver''s license factory.